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His Name Is Prince, And He is Elderly!
Submitted by dailycontempt : 620 days 16 hours 19 minutes ago from (dailycontempt.com)
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Prince, who is very weird, has been very weird a very long time apparently, because he’s old suddenly. So old, in fact, that he fell down, and he couldn’t get fun-kay. So he wheeled his weird and aged ass to geriatric services, and had his poor creaky old hip replaced. Now he’s recouping, and drinking lots of fluids. (Which is always important.)
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