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Bar Refaeli is a Totally Sexy Pirate

Submitted by jenise : 625 days 8 hours 6 minutes ago from (egotastic.com)

"Bar Refaeli is a totally sexy pirate. I don't know why she's dressed like a pirate, but I do know that Tally Weijl's tag line, "totally sexy," is the best example of truth in advertising. Also, having Bar Refaeli, half naked, crawling on all fours, is also totally sexy."[Source]

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Dita Von Teese looks great at this years Vienna Opera Ball

Submitted by jenise : 659 days 6 hours 59 minutes ago from (perezhilton.com)

Celebrity: Dita Von Teese

I like how Dita Von Teese works the retro look to her advantage. "Dita was the guest of some rich Austrian real estate mogul who has been escorted by some starlet du jour since 1992. His past dates to the decadent ball have included Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, and Pamela Anderson."[Source]

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Britney Could Be Involuntary Commitment Candidate - TMZ.com

Submitted by jenise : 659 days 7 hours 8 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Britney Spears

"Sources at UCLA Medical Center tell TMZ Britney Spears has been classified as "G.D." -- Gravely Disabled. That is a huge and dangerous deal. That means the patient is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. Being G.D. is one of the criteria for involuntary commitment."[Source]

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Former MLB player and reality show husband is arrested.

Submitted by jenise : 701 days 3 hours 31 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Matt Keough

Matt Keough, who comes from a family full of MLB players, has been arrested for violating his probation. In 2005, he pleaded guilty to felony DUI charges after crashing his SUV into another car and leaving the scene of the accident. His wife is one of the housewives in "The Real Housewives of Orange County". His son, Shane, plays minor league ball.[Source]

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers popped for being drunk in public

Submitted by jenise : 732 days 14 hours 44 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who has a new movie coming out (August Rush), is an Irishman that was arrested for being drunk in public and breach of peace in Dublin Airport on Sunday. He's already been in rehab for alcoholism (it obviously worked). How does someone get in trouble for being drunk in public in Ireland? Aren't they always drunk?[Source]

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Oh my...

Submitted by jenise : 801 days 20 hours 51 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Cristiano Ronaldo

I know jessica will appreciate this post as much as any bikini post. This man is hot. He's a Manchester United football player.[Source]

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Talk about a Super Fan.

Submitted by jenise : 801 days 21 hours 6 minutes ago from (www.wwtdd.com)

Celebrity: Britney Spears

Apparently, we're lucky that Britney even performed for us bastards. This bitch is emo. He is sitting under a sheet, crying about how everyone treats her.[Source]

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She only gets on day in jail, and community service!

Submitted by jenise : 820 days 12 hours 9 minutes ago from (cbs2.com)

Celebrity: Lindsay Lohan

She must have a hot sexy powerful lawyer. Anybody else would be sitting their ass in jail right now.[Source]

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I don't know who Estella Warren is...

Submitted by jenise : 834 days 20 hours 40 minutes ago from (www.popoholic.com)

Celebrity: Estella Warren

But it's a bikini picture. From ME![Source]

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Jessica Biel... nude?

Submitted by jenise : 834 days 20 hours 50 minutes ago from (egotastic.com)

Celebrity: Jessica Biel

"...there is a small glimmer of hope that we may yet see Jessica Biel nude in her new movie Powder Blue." The snag? She's afraid to be naked in front of the crew on the set. Except, aren't they going to see it eventually anyway?[Source]

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Britney's photo shoot disaster

Submitted by jenise : 850 days 21 hours 2 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Britney Spears

Apparently, at a photo shoot that she set up with OK! magazine, her behavior was erratic, she was ruining Gucci and Chanel dresses to pick up dog shit and wipe her hands on, she looks half dead, and whatever else they're claiming. They don't even know if they want to release the photos because they make her look so bad.[Source]

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Lohan arrested for DUI ... really.

Submitted by jenise : 850 days 21 hours 14 minutes ago from (www.tmz.com)

Celebrity: Lindsay Lohan

What a fucking moron. Not only was she driving under the influence, she was chasing someone around in her car, and was busted for coke as well. She got out of rehab about a week ago. What a dumb ass.[Source]

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Irritated stalker calls child services on Spears

Submitted by jenise : 859 days 2 hours 46 minutes ago from (www.hollywoodrag.com)

Celebrity: Britney Spears

"Apparently someone called Children's Services on Britney Spears multiple times last week -- but it turns out he's a nut. Sources say Britney has a "stalker" who has become irritated with her. The man began calling the L.A. County Department of Child and Family Services and lodging "bizarre" complaints against Spears."[Source]

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Harry Potter sets new record

Submitted by jenise : 862 days 8 hours 24 minutes ago from (www.cnn.com)

Celebrity: Harry Potter

Order of the Phoenix set a new box office record for movies released on Wednesday. The new and final book of the series comes out on the 21st.[Source]

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