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2 points (+1-0) March 27th 2008 2:28 am
Lindsay Lohan - Breasts Dont Have A Bra | CelebrityPhobia.com
1 point (+0-0) March 26th 2008 12:47 pm
1 point (+0-0) March 26th 2008 12:31 pm
3 points (+2-0) March 25th 2008 8:11 pm
You would do him right?
2 points (+1-0) March 25th 2008 7:20 pm
From what I remember reading the traces of HIV are gone from his blood.
1 point (+0-0) March 25th 2008 7:17 pm
I have never seen the whole thing 

1 point (+0-0) March 25th 2008 5:28 pm
At this point, I make a segue that seemed relevant at the time but in retrospect was probably a very bad idea. "You know," I tell him, "I asked the guy who does the Esquire Website what I should show George Clooney, and he said, 'Show him 2 Girls 1 Cup.' "
"What's that?"
"It's the most disturbing video in the history of videos."
"Show it to me."
"Really? I don't know."
"I can take it," Clooney says. "I'm a grown-up. We're all grown-ups."
"It's scarring. It'll scar you forever."
"Is it long?" he asks.
"No," I tell him, "but it's so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can't watch it again."
"I want to see it."
Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, I find the link. I click it.
After several seconds: "It's not so bad," he says.
Three seconds later: "Oh."
Another two seconds: "Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!"
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he's going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.
Clooney's longtime PR guy, Stan Rosenfield, wants to know what the fuss is about. Clooney tells him he just watched the most repulsive video he's ever seen. Rosenfield wants to see it.
"I want to go at least one second more than George."
"I've got to watch Stan watch it," Clooney says, recomposing himself. "It's like the rodeo -- see how long you can last."
Rosenfield lasts three full seconds before walking out.
Clooney, having regarded himself all morning, now just watches, doubled over with laughter.
"What's that?"
"It's the most disturbing video in the history of videos."
"Show it to me."
"Really? I don't know."
"I can take it," Clooney says. "I'm a grown-up. We're all grown-ups."
"It's scarring. It'll scar you forever."
"Is it long?" he asks.
"No," I tell him, "but it's so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can't watch it again."
"I want to see it."
Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, I find the link. I click it.
After several seconds: "It's not so bad," he says.
Three seconds later: "Oh."
Another two seconds: "Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!"
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he's going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.
Clooney's longtime PR guy, Stan Rosenfield, wants to know what the fuss is about. Clooney tells him he just watched the most repulsive video he's ever seen. Rosenfield wants to see it.
"I want to go at least one second more than George."
"I've got to watch Stan watch it," Clooney says, recomposing himself. "It's like the rodeo -- see how long you can last."
Rosenfield lasts three full seconds before walking out.
Clooney, having regarded himself all morning, now just watches, doubled over with laughter.
1 point (+0-0) March 25th 2008 4:24 pm
If you look on the right side where it says "most popular stories" on this site. . . I basically agree that each of those stories is significant. Even the Lopez baby picture one since everyone wants to see a new baby. But it's no surprise that most of them involve a celebrity scandal of some sort.
1 point (+0-0) March 25th 2008 3:12 pm
Spears was on tv and critics said she actually did well. If that isn't news worthy. . .what is?
1 point (+0-0) March 24th 2008 11:29 pm
Sorry, I'm a guy and don't give a shit about boring stuff like this.
1 point (+0-0) March 24th 2008 11:02 pm
I am disappointed in john for voting for this story. I thought he was better than that. I thought he realized no gossip news is worthy unless the girl is half naked or naked.
1 point (+0-0) March 24th 2008 11:00 pm
Little boy works here as well. Any other suggestions?
1 point (+0-0) March 24th 2008 6:21 pm
2 points (+1-0) March 24th 2008 1:05 pm
2 points (+1-0) March 24th 2008 12:45 am
He is staring at another man's genitals.
2 points (+1-0) March 24th 2008 12:37 am
Probably not. I'm quite certain she doesn't pay for her pictures or take them herself. Highly illegal.
1 point (+0-0) March 23rd 2008 8:34 pm
1 point (+0-0) March 23rd 2008 8:31 pm
It's the same damn show! It lost its luster.
1 point (+0-0) March 23rd 2008 8:28 pm
1 point (+0-0) March 23rd 2008 8:26 pm
Sounds like a classy website to me.
2 points (+1-0) March 23rd 2008 8:23 pm
3 points (+2-0) March 23rd 2008 8:05 pm
You would!
1 point (+0-0) March 23rd 2008 8:04 pm
Wow, i Didn't even know she was married.
2 points (+1-0) March 22nd 2008 5:21 pm
mass h0t0rz
1 point (+0-0) March 22nd 2008 2:46 pm
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