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5 points (+4-0) November 28th 2007 8:37 pm
Did Britney's $600-A-Bottle "Smart Drug" Get Her Knocked Up?
Provigil is a prescription-only drug that has gained popularity in the past few years as a "smart drug." Like Adderall, Ritalin and the whole raft of stimulants powering today's attention-starved youths and conquering the hungover fatigue of certain bloggers I know, Provigil increases alertness. Like a certain over-the-counter drug I made Moe try for me, it helps with weight loss. It has apparently been proven to have "certain cognitive-enhancing effects" -- that's where the "smart drug" part comes in. And unlike Adderall, it does all this without making you want to stab everyone less competent than you!
Nice post, but she is not pregnant.
http://www.celebritypwn.com/pwn/britney_spears/1768/
Nice post, but she is not pregnant.
http://www.celebritypwn.com/pwn/britney_spears/1768/
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 8:29 pm
She's just jealous and can't take it anymore. Helio Castroneves can get pretty much any girl he wants.
Not to mention, imagine if your fiancee was dancing and practicing with
You'd be jealous too!
Not to mention, imagine if your fiancee was dancing and practicing with
You'd be jealous too!
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 8:27 pm
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 8:22 pm
Pretty hot cover of Mischa Barton on the magazine.
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 7:38 pm
This is Christina Aguilera pregnant naked. Not Christina Aguilera hot naked.
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 7:28 pm
I bet she has saggy boobs at like 25 
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 7:26 pm
On trying to conceive with Jordan Bratman:
"We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time – except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here.”
On secretly wearing a heart monitor during her concerts:
"I didn't want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, 'Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be okay?' But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back."
On Paris Hilton letting the cat out of the bag:
“Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."
"We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time – except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here.”
On secretly wearing a heart monitor during her concerts:
"I didn't want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, 'Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be okay?' But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back."
On Paris Hilton letting the cat out of the bag:
“Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 7:07 pm
Turns out Britney Spears isn't pregnant again, the rumor was false and everyone's favorite fag Ryan Seacrest broke the news on his radio show.
http://www.celebritypwn.com/pwn/britney_spears/1768/
http://www.celebritypwn.com/pwn/britney_spears/1768/
3 points (+2-0) November 28th 2007 6:47 pm
And that was after Britney Spears proclaimed herself queen of all things round. Perfectly sane.
3 points (+2-0) November 28th 2007 3:34 pm
Madonna has problems if shes coloring sheep for photo shoots.
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:54 pm
I'm not sure, but Paris Hilton out in about in lingerie is something the whole world can get used to.
3 points (+2-0) November 28th 2007 1:45 pm
But you can film the girl from the trailer park doing all kinds of nasty things.
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:44 pm
When it comes to hip hop news, Im surprised you didn't post this story before him. heh
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:37 pm
Don't worry about it Bruno, just let the votes do their thing.
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 1:35 pm
I really really loved that one. Did you just make this one up? cozgotti got beat
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:33 pm
And her hotness factor looks average at best. Shame
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 1:31 pm
Its a gossip site, the best we can do is a sexy orgy with lots of blow. Take it or leave it.
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 1:27 pm
She could turn out to be Britney Spears after all. This is exactly what she did, then after the pregnancy shit turned sour.
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 2:17 am
I believe this is the end of their dance on the Dancing with the Star's finale. I should have used this for the picture. Oh well!
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:24 am
Hmm, I wonder why guys can stand watching Dancing with the Stars once in awhile? Can't be because of Julianne Hough?
2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 1:08 am
I just realized that this was the number 1 story of the week. This is your first number 1!
1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 1:03 am
1 point (+0-0) November 27th 2007 7:45 pm
I've never heard of her and I never saw American Wedding. But what I can say is that Nikki Ziering is awfully big on top. 
2 points (+1-0) November 27th 2007 5:30 pm
I can sorta believe that. But 20k per month? That's awfully steep.
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