jaydog's Comment History


    4 points (+3-0) December 19th 2007 6:26 pm
    ...in related news R-Kelly has recently purchased property from Michael Jackson and is renovating Neverland to be a water park with a Hannah Montana theme.
    3 points (+2-0) December 10th 2007 2:18 pm
    Good job on the exclusive cozgotti...Jimmy Olsen's got nothin' on you...except maybe 2 or 3 feet.

    Now go out there and get some exclusive shots of Tom Welling, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Welling, and Hayden Panettiere...oh and don't forget Tom Welling.
    2 points (+1-0) December 8th 2007 10:21 pm
    Well, since he is obviously already brain damaged, I guess he doesn't have to worry about that consequence.
    1 point (+0-0) December 7th 2007 8:06 pm
    Speaking for my people ('cause all homos have the same opinion ya know)...we feel that Tom Welling should follow suit :-)
    2 points (+1-0) December 7th 2007 4:15 pm
    Good thing I tied this handy rope around my waist in case that ice breaks! *Creak* *Crash* *SPLASH* BLUB BLUB! Damn BLUB BLUB I forgot to BLUB BLUB tie the other end of the rope BLUB BLUB to something. Little Help BLUB BLUB?
    4 points (+3-0) December 6th 2007 12:05 am
    LOL! You know when I started typing that comment I thought "Oh darn, I forgot to hit reply...well I'll just write it and then cut it out paste it back into an actual reply. But then by the time I typed it in, my memory failed me. I blame it on the weed.
    2 points (+1-0) December 5th 2007 9:59 pm
    I think the 4 footer is a downgrade. She WAS using the 5 foot one footer, but the 4 footer is what she considers cleaning up her act.
    4 points (+3-0) December 5th 2007 7:50 pm
    In related news, Lindsay Lohan was seen at LAX booking a flight to Croatia while holding a 4 foot straw.
    2 points (+1-0) December 5th 2007 7:38 pm
    Yep, it's all about Tom :-). Not to sound too much like some whacked stalker, but his shoe size is 14...and you know what they say about that!

    I tell you, there's no justice in the world...everybody and their mother has seen Paris Hilton's goodies and I think it's only fair that we get to see Tom's too. If necessary, I'll volunteer to make a sleazy sex tape with him...purely in the interest of giving his fans a chance to see the good stuff of course. ;-)
    1 point (+0-0) December 5th 2007 4:30 pm
    Wow. What an ego blow to be listed as dumber than Courtney Love, Brittney Spears, and Anne Heche.

    What's most surprising is that Paris Hilton didn't even make the list. Musta been an oversight.
    3 points (+2-0) December 5th 2007 4:27 pm
    15 years ago that mighta been something to check out...now? Not so much.

    Somebody oughtta tell him that it's more than just a bit homo to be "stretching" nude while some dude holds your leg up.

    Just sayin'.
    1 point (+0-0) December 5th 2007 4:23 pm
    She was only there 'cause she figured Bruce Wayne would have PRIMO Coke with his megabucks.
    4 points (+3-0) November 30th 2007 7:56 pm
    Sad to see him leave.

    ...but the funeral should be cool, I heard that the hearse will be jumping over 256 mourners (stacked 12 by 12). At the jumps highest point, Elvis' casket will be released from the hearse and make a perfect landing in the 6 by 6 grave. Weather permitting, the top row of mourners will be set ablaze.
    2 points (+1-0) November 30th 2007 7:40 pm
    With Courtney and Ozzy around, it would be surprising if Jack WEREN'T on drugs. Can you imagine what it's like trying to decipher what Ozzy or Courtney are sayin at any given moment? Hell, who among you could be around them and not NEED drugs to get by after an hour or so?
    1 point (+0-0) November 30th 2007 7:33 pm
    Those look like leprechaun shoes...you sure they're not yours cozgotti?
    2 points (+1-0) November 30th 2007 7:06 pm
    and Cozgotti is my faithful sidekick The Incredible Halfwit :-)
    1 point (+0-0) November 30th 2007 6:00 pm
    and he'll be modeling the line too, no doubt (at least in the privacy of his own home).
    3 points (+2-0) November 30th 2007 4:16 pm
    You mean I'm not already? No wonder people give me funny looks whenever I run down the street with my underwear outside my pants looking for crime!
    4 points (+3-0) November 29th 2007 6:37 pm
    Since he did brokeback mountain he seems to be seeing more p____y than a veteranarian. Explain the logic to me in that.
    5 points (+4-0) November 29th 2007 6:31 pm
    LOL! That made me shoot Dr. Pepper outta my nose all over my monitor screen!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
    2 points (+1-0) November 28th 2007 7:04 pm
    Is it just me or does Britney seem to be actively trying to win the Biggest White Trash of the Year award?
    1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 7:01 pm
    But...but...you mean there's more to life and comments than Tom Welling or ragging on you? Are you sure about that?
    1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 4:02 pm
    Yeah, I just made it up. It's not often I'm able to really pwn cozgotti...ya gotta give props to his wit...really keeps ya on your toes (which, incidentally is how cozgotti walks around so he can fake an extra inch of height) :-)
    1 point (+0-0) November 28th 2007 3:59 pm
    I'll take it!! Sounds better than what I was askin' for...Can somebody invite Tom Welling :-)
    3 points (+2-0) November 28th 2007 1:05 pm
    And imma call you papercut...'cause you prove that something reeeeeealllllllllllly small can be an annoying distraction. ;-)

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